Blog post of a self-proclaimed "Atenean".

Okay. Stupid hunger woke me up. And I can smell a fried chicken on the way. YUM. :)
So, I encountered this blog post from a friend of mine. It's from a fuck bag, self-proclaimed "ATENEAN". You know, someone who's studying at the Ateneo de Manila University. Okay, I don't have anything against Ateneo or Ateneans, just to this stupid guy--if he really is an Atenean. Cause he sure doesn't act like one.

So what's the post all about?
He was dissing Thomasians (people studying at the University of Santo Tomas). He kept mentioning that they're cocksuckers; that they're poor; that they're mediocre; and all really mean stuff which isn't really necessary. He is also very arrogant. He's like, "I'm rich.. I'm brilliant.. I have class..", and all that shit. And I was like, hello?! If you are such a "high class" human being, why are you acting like such a PIG? And oh yeah, he also mentioned my school. Which made me really laugh :)) He said this, "Nag-aaral sa berdeng baka na may beri beri." I mean, really, HILARIOUS! What does beri beri even mean?! HAHAHA! Now that guy sure got a laugh out of me :)) And I don't even wanna start with the way he wrote his post. Really, disgusting. If that's how he will represent an Atenean, then I think Ateneo should spit him out of their school. It made me double think the high quality standard of Ateneo for a minute there. Goodness!


Curious about the crazy post? Here it is. Read it to your own sanity; it'll surely run away from you :)

fuck talaga, nanakawan ako.

yesterday i made punta to the birthday party of my high school friend who is currently making aral sa ust ngayon. syempre im not gonna go na sana kasi puro mga friends nya from ust yung nandun, ede im gonna be put out of place lang from their uber mediocre culture, pero sumama na rin ako out of shame para sa friend kong magtatampo raw sakin if hindi ako pumunta. besides, birthday naman nya so i made bigay na. and sabi nung isa pa naming high school barkada, she's gonna go rin daw so may kasama naman ako. eh fuck, hindi nagpunta. so ayun, na-op rin ako sa mga super mediocre na thomasians, at kinailangan ko talagang magtiis sa sobrang tangang kultura ng mga hampaslupa.

and guess what, speaking of hampaslupa, ninakawan ba naman ako ng mga pakshet na bobong hindi naman nakapasa ng acet?! i didnt bring food kasi dahil nga sobrang biglaan lang yung invitation ng friend ko, but if ever napaaga siya, i will make volunteer pa talaga para sagutin yung catering. so i told her about it. "bhe," i said, bhe ang tawagan namin kasi we used to role-play as lovers nung hayskul, "wala akong dalang food eh. okay lang ba?"

she told me na okay lang naman daw. and then i made banat a joke, "sorry bhe ah, lam mo kasi hindi ako sanay magdala ng food sa mga outings, so i made sure na lang that i made dala a lot of money."
actually, it's not a joke. as usual, marami talaga akong pera. around seven hundred yata. i know that's still kinda sad for a super talino and super mayamang atenista like me, pero since we're gonna go to a sobrang mumurahing resort lang naman nearby and since super mumurahin lang ng mga thomasians, i thought it's not a bad amount na.

im so fucking sure talaga na may pera ako nun. kasi mom gave me five hundred bucks before she left home for work (my mom manages our own technology company nga pala). plus yung halos three-hundred na natira from last week's allowance, i have about eight hundred. eh syempre i had to communicate with my high school friend. but then she cant text me kasi i'm smart and she's using sun cellular (my god, imagine that! how cheap. kinagat ang super amoy-araw na offer ng pang-promding network. buhay-squatter talaga). so i had to buy that 50-peso load na seven days unlimited texts (which is so, oh my god, kadiri talaga). ede ayan, halos seven hundred na yung money ko.

eh malay ko ba naman na while i made that joke, meron palang thomasian who was making pakinig to me. well of course makikinig talaga sya sakin. atenista ako eh. whatever comes out of my mouth is so full of brilliant ideas. well anyway, ayun. so habang we were making langoy to the eww so init na tubig dahil siguro nagdisperse na yung heat from those super kadiring putikang thomasian bodies, may mga naiwan (leftovers) na thomasians dun sa table where we made lagay our bags. and im sure, someone was making panood to me while i took off my shirt to make pakita my super attractive atenean body and i made lagay my authentic tommy hilfiger wallet sa bag ko. and then yun, while i was making tiis talaga na wag masuka dun sa tubig out of respect na lang sa high school friend kong may birthday kahit na diring-diring na talaga me to those retards in the pool, one of those cock-sucking thomasians made bukas my bag and stole my money. so fucking kakainis.

oh well, wala naman akong evidence pero common sense na lang na sila yun. mahirap lang sila eh. i didnt make hanap na kung who among them yung nagnakaw ng money ko. i mean, thomasians are poor fucked up pitsqueaks who are so uhaw sa tubig españa (uste), just like what my super brilliant fil12 profs say when they talk about post-modernism and marxism (i bet none of those stupidong thomasians know what im talking about). you know, yung mga super poor na mga anak-putik like them are sometimes left without a choice other than making nakaw on other people's money, so instead of making galit to them dahil baka mamaya kung ano pang super smart na salita ang lumabas from my purely atenean mouth, i just thought na it's my way of helping poor people.

although syempre, i also felt pagkainis for them. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're the smartest people in the world, we have feelings too. there was a time nga talaga na gusto ko na sanang makipag-fist fight with them. they're so mayabang kasi eh, despite the fact that i made tiis to my own emotions, cuz we ateneans are not making padala to our urges. we use our brains. there's this thomasian guy who thinks he's so darn fucking hot that while i was making shower in the (duh) shower, he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look. i mean, we ateneans always have bigger members. pero the nakakainis na part here is he was like making lakas his boses, "oy maghuhubad ako ah. tangina pare pakialam ko sa titi mo meron din ako nyan. ganun nga kami sa locker room ng boys sa ust eh, lahat kami nakahubo."

so mediocre talaga. he's like making parinig to me pa talaga?! kaya nga i got even more disgusted eh. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're guys? we dont just go around the public naked cuz our bodies are so mamahalin. like, if you make your body public, it's so cheap. we ateneans have always been told through our jesuit, catholic, filipino education that our body is the temple of the holy spirit. no wonder sobrang babang uri ng mga people ang mga thomasians.

sigh.. they're so grabe talaga. of course i didn't make sermon on him na kasi he's gonna have access pa to quality ateneo education. pero im never gonna go out na talaga with those dimwitted cocksuckers. hay naku, thomasians... they so fucking make chupa to my atenean dick. kaya nga bagay na bagay talaga silang magchampion sa uaap season 69 eh.

siguro it's just that we ateneans aren't in the same dumb stupid boat like the thomasians. if that happened, maghahalo ang mga kulay namin. result? green. away talaga to...
"god is a thomasian"
since napag-usapan na rin lang natin ang mga thomasians sa previous blog post ko, i remembered tuloy the time when (confetti made of recycled manila paper) ust finally won the championship against (fireworks imported from hawaii and a red carpet from hollywood) ateneo, may isa na naman akong high school friend galing sa eww so mabahong uste na nagyabang sakin tungkol sa championship nilang mga chuapero.

habang pinag-ayos ko ng kama yung muchacha naming graduate ng nursing sa ust kasi matutulog na ko nun, may tatak pa man din ng ateneo yung bedsheet ko pati yung mga pillows, nagtext yung high school friend ko. knowing na sa ateneo ako nag-aaral, i mean.. sa batch kasi namin ng about 100 people, ako lang ang nakapasa ng ateneo, yung anim sa eww-so-mabaho-rin na up, yung iba sa ust, yung iba sa skwelahan ng mga berdeng baka na may beri-beri pa yata kaya naninilaw yung isang gilid (feu yata yung name ng school, di ko kilala eh), tas yung iba sa mga pipichuging schools na lang from all around the corner, ako lang *ahem* ako lang ang kapasa ng ateneo. and that happens in real life (duh, nangyari na nga sakin eh). out of about 100 high school graduates, isa lang sa kanila ang nakakapasa ng ateneo. pag bumagsak, dun sila sa mga less competent schools.

so anyway, knowing na ako nga lang sa batch namin ang nakapag-aral sa ateneo, he texted me. he was making asar to me daw na nanalo sila. of course, on my part, ang yabang ng dating nya. but then i realized, thomasian to, nagpapapansin lang, naghahanap lang ng dahilan para itext ng isang atenistang katulad ko para i-adore nya for the rest of his life at i-save sa inbox ng cellphone nyang dadalhin nya sa loob ng kabaong nya until death, at hindi nya pa rin buburahin yung reply ko till then kasi nga pagdating daw sa gate of heaven hahanapan ka raw ni san pedro ng isang text message from an atenean (imagine that, sa sobrang taas ng quality of education namin, pati heaven narating?). so ayun, instead of making galit to him, i told him na lang, "haha. congrats."

i mean, we ateneans are really good when it comes to practicing sportsmanship. so ayun, instead of making puna his obvious na kayabangan about the championship, i accepted our defeat as a real man, as a real *ahem* atenean. but then of course friend ko naman yun kaya i also made biro to him. so sabi ko, "if i know, chamba lang yun."

and do you know what he replied to me?! this is.. oh my god, so against the fourth commandment of the lord our god! sabi ba naman nya, "god is a thomasian." imagine, he used the name of the lord our god in vain! sobrang bad talaga ng values education sa ust. i mean, kilala pa man rin daw sila as the oldest catholic university in asia ? with the pontifical chuchu whatever pa that they make attach to the university's name if you'd check out their kulay dilaw-na-taeng website? *spit*

grabe, sobra na talaga yun. god is a thomasian?! that's the biggest insult i've ever heard. papayag ka ba naman na ang god pala na sinasamba natin as the all-knowing almighty father, our only source of wisdom, ay isang pipichuging tomasino lang na hindi nakapasa ng acet? my golly, sobra na talaga.

This was grabbed from Charinna's blog.
Originally from http://blognimateo.blogspot.com/. I checked it out and the blog's empty now. He must've erased it out of total shame :)