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NALUNOK KO NANAMAN HIKAW KO! SECOND TIME NA 'TO. NAKAKAINIS NAMAN! RAWR!

Grabe. Feeling ko na-stuck yung hikaw sa lalamunan ko. Ayaw bumaba. Ano ba naman yan. Ang tanga tanga talaga. AMP. Bili niyo kong bagong hikaw. Huhuhu :|

Comments

CK said…
BWAHAHAHA =))))) SINONG TANGA?!
Mich said…
WOAHAHAAHA! ang tanga mo tlaga! hahahahaha. masarap ba? anong lasa?! :))
Victoria said…
@CK.
Oo na. Tanga na ko. Hahaha xD

@Mich.
Gago! Masarap! Hahahaha :))
Tin said…
Diyos ko naman te! Hindi naman kasi dapat nilulunok ang hikaw! Hahaha!
Elaine said…
kmusta naman sa katangahan yan?! Hahahaha!
gin said…
nalunok mo tlga?

sumigaw ka sna ng


"DARNA!!!"

haha... peace!

ok lng un..

lalabas din yan..haha
BabyDoll said…
Dapat nilagayan mo ng ketchup. Haha!
Victoria said…
@Tin.
Hindi ko kasalanan! Hahaha :))

@Elaine.
Kamusta talaga! hahaha xD

@Gin.
gago! darna ka diyan! hahaha xD oo. lalabas talaga 'to. tas papakain ko sa'yo! xD

@Lianne.
Ayaw ko ketchup. Gusto ko gravy. Ayyy. Choosy. Hahaha :))
Victoria said…
Yes yes. haha. hikaw kasi sa dila eh. natanga ko :D
Anonymous said…
whhahaa. bt nmn nsa bibig mo hikaw sis? XD
Victoria said…
Hikaw sa dila yun bhe. hahaha :))
Carl Paolo said…
kumusta naman ang paglunok ng hikaw??? lalabas nga naman talaga yan. good luck...! haha
Victoria said…
Haha. Kamusta talaga. Okay lang yan. Di naman first time eh. Hahaha :P
Reagan D said…
i dont wanna ask how it happened. pero rock yan. magiging uso na yun. xD
Victoria said…
HAHAHA. Tongue ring po kasi eh. hahaha :)) yeah, ipapauso ko yan! :D
Anonymous said…
ay wow. meron butas sa dila? OUCH xD
Victoria said…
meron. hahaha :)) hindi masakit. promise. mas nasaktan pa nga ko nu'ng nagpabutas ako sa tenga eh. yung sa taas. haha xD
Anonymous said…
ayy. mas hnd msakit un sis! nkuuu. meron ako nun dti eh :D
Victoria said…
ay hindi. trust me. mas masakit yung sa tenga. meron ako pareho, di ba? hahaha xD buto kasi yung sa tenga eh. malambot lang ang dila xD
tagz said…
haha. un lang. itae mo nlng yan. mahahanap mo din :p

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