My Logic professor taught our class a very important and valuable lesson:
WITHDRAWAL IS A CRIME.
She told us that if ever pre-marital sex occurs in our young, fragile minds we should NEVER use the withdrawal method. She gave us a sermon about how sperm cells are important and about how a lot of people would pay thousand of money for it. That's why we should never put them to waste.
So we were all like, "So Ma'm, we should just let the sperm cells go in and allow it to merge with the egg cells?'
This is EPIC. Nice question, classmates. Boo yeah! LMAO! :))
BTW, I opened my keyboard. And woah, was I shocked. A bulk of ants welcomed me with itchy bites! Damn it. Akala niyo ah. RAID lang ang katapat niyo! Though I need to buy a new keyboard. Soon. :|
WITHDRAWAL IS A CRIME.
She told us that if ever pre-marital sex occurs in our young, fragile minds we should NEVER use the withdrawal method. She gave us a sermon about how sperm cells are important and about how a lot of people would pay thousand of money for it. That's why we should never put them to waste.
So we were all like, "So Ma'm, we should just let the sperm cells go in and allow it to merge with the egg cells?'
This is EPIC. Nice question, classmates. Boo yeah! LMAO! :))
BTW, I opened my keyboard. And woah, was I shocked. A bulk of ants welcomed me with itchy bites! Damn it. Akala niyo ah. RAID lang ang katapat niyo! Though I need to buy a new keyboard. Soon. :|
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Well you can still save the keyboard if you get rid of the ants ASAP.
We had a Debate on Withdrawal of Sperm / Abortion hehe actually the Government wins = Legalize it
I got rid of the ants aleady.
It's not legal? I mean, hello. How's the gov't even gonna know if someone's doing the withdrawal method?