Keep it in a bag for future use.

My Logic professor taught our class a very important and valuable lesson:

WITHDRAWAL IS A CRIME.

She told us that if ever pre-marital sex occurs in our young, fragile minds we should NEVER use the withdrawal method. She gave us a sermon about how sperm cells are important and about how a lot of people would pay thousand of money for it. That's why we should never put them to waste.

So we were all like, "So Ma'm, we should just let the sperm cells go in and allow it to merge with the egg cells?'

This is EPIC. Nice question, classmates. Boo yeah! LMAO! :))

BTW, I opened my keyboard. And woah, was I shocked. A bulk of ants welcomed me with itchy bites! Damn it. Akala niyo ah. RAID lang ang katapat niyo! Though I need to buy a new keyboard. Soon. :|

Comments

Michael said…

Wahaha ants really disgusting to see if they are too many it tickles me.

Well you can still save the keyboard if you get rid of the ants ASAP.

We had a Debate on Withdrawal of Sperm / Abortion hehe actually the Government wins = Legalize it

Saturday, September 26, 2009 10:22:00 AM

Victoria said…

Tickles? Haha :))
I got rid of the ants aleady.
It's not legal? I mean, hello. How's the gov't even gonna know if someone's doing the withdrawal method?

Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:59:00 PM

Mga Lalaki Talaga.

MAY BABAE NANAMAN ANG AKING BUTIHING AMA. Well, it's not really a shocking news to me anymore. Ever since I was a little kid, I've known that my father have other 'women' in his life. I actually thought that that was a normal thing. It's only when I reached the 3rd or 4th grade, I think, that I realized that what he's doing was actually bullshit. Oh well, whatever makes him happy. GO DADDY! Honestly, I thought my Dad already quit this crap. But I guess bad habits die hard . So, how did I found out? As usual, through the ever-so-proficient technology . I don't have any load, so I borrowed my Mom's phone. But she said she was using it, so she gave me my Dad's phone instead. I was just about to delete my message from the Sent Items folder when I saw this unknown number. Pakielamera ako eh, and I got a bit curious, so I opened the two message that my father sent to this--whoever this person is. First message : "Darling wala lang namimiss...

Out of their minds.

This is way too crazy to not be re-blogged. Translation: Guy killed by 4 men for not knowing 'Nobody'. For those who are not from Philippines--or in Asia, you most probably don't know what Nobody is. But if you are from somewhere here and still you don't know this irritating song, then for sure, you just came back from somewhere in the outer space. What a loser! Lol. Okay, going back to the news article. I just find this thing so crazy and hard to believe. Why would anyone in their right minds kill someone for simply not knowing such an annoying song? Oh wait. Maybe those people are not in their rignt minds. Figures. Boohoo! I want nobody, nobody but you! *clap. clap.* Nobody kill me. I know the song! HAHAHA.

BITTER!

CLICK FOR A LARGER IMAGE. Eto lang ah, kung hindi niyo matanggap na wala kayo sa top 3, aba'y tantanan niyo ang panlalait. Nagmumuka kayong kawawa eh! Napaka bitter. Oo, nasasaktan ako. Dahil una, school ko yun. At pangalawa, friends ko ang cheering squad. Kaya kung hindi kayo naturuan ng sportsmanship, well, kawawa naman kayo. Mas lalo kayong nagmukang talunan. (Hindi ko nilalahat ah. Yung iba lang na akala mo naman kung sino. Wooohhh.) Status 1 : Yung comment, LUTO daw. Hahaha. Natawa naman ako. Kailan pa nagluto ang FEU?! Hindi mo lang kasi tanggap. Hahaha. Status 2 : Yung comment ulit, tanginang feu daw. HAHAHA! Eh di tangina din kung sa'ng school ka man galing. Boohoo! Status 3 : Itlog daw ang tamaraw. Osige, MEDYO agree ako dito. Hindi ko din alam kung ano ang pumasok sa mga ulo nila at naisipan nilang magpanggap na manok. Napakalayo naman sa pagiging Tamaraw. Hahaha. Status 4 : Boo FEU daw. Akalain mo, KAIBIGAN ko 'to nu'ng HS ah. Katigas naman talaga ng...

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