Today and yesterday, combined.

So, I'm drunk--again. Shit. Thank god my headache's slowly wearing off. But I can still feel the alcohol in my system. By the way, I have a 7:30AM class tomorrow. Damn, good luck.

Since I really would want to go to sleep already, I'd just save this one as a draft and edit the rest of the shocking, totally unexpected things that happened to me today, tomorrow. And I am telling you, I've got a lot to say about what happened. Wooh. Zooming off now.

Shit. My stomach's aching. Off to the bathroom. Yeah. xD

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So tomorrow's already today (August 11, 2009). But since the date that would appear at the top of this blog is yesterday's, I'm gonna speak like yesterday is today. Did you get that? Lol.

Just so you know, I'm having quite a hard time thinking about all the stuff that went on yesterday seeing as I still have the I'm-experiencing-mental-block-due-to-excessive-alcohol syndrome. Goodness, I can't even thinking straight. Damn.
Wait, so let's just do this. I'm going to turn this blog into half. One is for what happened yesterday (August 10) and the other is for what happened today (August 11). So that it won't get too confusing for me. But it'd be probably be confusing for you.
Okay, okay. Forget about what I said earlier. I am going to write like today is today and yesterday and yesterday. Plain and simple. Whew. Here goes nothing.


I woke up feeling like a complete crap. Hang over really does suck. I haven't been myself the whole day. Mental blocks, hearing things differently, interpreting actions the wrong way. In short, I became slow and stupid for one whole day. Which seriously sucks.

Want an example? Okay. So this was one incident. My friends and I were at the library during our break time. This is what happened:

Rachel: 110 divided by 25?
Becs: 185.
Rachel: (stares at me)
Tammy: (took out her calculator, punches the number, and gives Rachel the answer)
Rachel: Mali naman sagot mo eh.
Becs: Ha? Eh di ba 165 plus 25 tanong mo?
Tammy&Rachel: Ang layo naman!

Seriously, how in the world did 110 became 165 and divided by became a plus? Define someone who badly needs a hearing aid. That'd probably be me. Alcohol plus lack of sleep really does that to your brain. Bullshit.


Moving on. We had Accounting after our break. Everybody was listening so intently as the professor explains the solution to the problem. We were answering letter N, but the one on my paper was letter H. But at the time, I didn't realize that. So as our professor was talking, I saw that the numbers written on the board were different from the one written on my paper. I had 170,000 and what was written was 150,000. Being the thick-faced person that I am, I shouted and totally interrupted the discussion.

Becs: Ma'm, di ba 170,000 yun?
Professor: Alin? (looks at the board)
*The whole class was totally staring at me in confusion.
Becs: Yun pong...
Class: Tama kaya!
Becs: Eh di ba.. anong letter ba sinasagutan natin?
Class: Letter N.
Becs: Yun nga, eh di ba dapat...
(Okay, so I finally realized that I was wrong)
Becs: Ayy. Letter H pala 'to. Sorry sorry. Sorry Ma'm. HAHA.
Class: Commercial? *Laughs.

Really? Really? That was so embarassing. After that happened, I was like, "Shit. Did that just happen?" I still can't believe how completely stupid and absent-minded I was. To interrupt a class discussion that way? Damn. That is so not me. You know what, this is why you shouldn't be drinking alcohol and getting yourself drunk if you know that you have school the next day. Total stupidity. Fuck.


After our Accounting, we went out to eat. Siomai, as usual. Favorite. When we got back in school, I saw Mia (friend from the Boosters). She asked me to tell her the story already. What story? Okay, okay. So this is what happened yesterday:
The five of us: Kat, Pia, Tagz, Ish and I stayed at the Freedom Park inside our school. We had a general assembly so Pia and Irish left early (Tagz, Kat and I weren't in the mood to attend the stupid thing, so we stayed there for a while). We bonded, talked, laughed. Same old things over and over again. And oh, Tagz kept on insisting for a session. I was actually really in the mood to go home early yesterday cause I wanted to sleep. But we all still ended up being at Zheng's house, drinking Red Horse and throwing the night away. And that is why I was so drunk yesterday and so absent-minded today.
Okay, going back to the Freedom Park. We were already standing up, ready to leave, but my bladder is so full already and I just had to go to pee. I went to the comfort room in the Arts Building since it was the nearest one. While I was on the stairs, on my way back to the freedom park, I saw Mia. I remembered Ralph telling me that she knows her, so I asked her if she knows him.

Becs: Kilala mo ba si Ralph?
Mia: Ex ko yun.
Becs: (okay, dumbfounded. speechless)
Mia: Ralph Vincent Aquino? Ex ko nga yun.
Becs: (pause) Weh? Di nga?
Mia: Oo. Classmates kami nu'ng high school eh.
Becs: Shet. Wow. (still quite speechless)
Mia: Bakit, ate?
Becs: Wala lang :D (already going down the stairs)
Mia: Uh, bakit nga?
Becs: Wala. Kwento ko sa'yo pag nagkita tayo.
Mia: Hala. Sige magsama kayo! :D

I had to make the conversation short cause they're waiting for me. I was thinking the whole time how seriously the small the world is. And I once again have a proof of that theory-slash-philosophy. Coincidentally, I saw Mia the next day (which is today). That's the story she was asking me to tell her.
We talked for quite a long time. But I won't enclose the conversation here anymore. Too personal. But I learned so much about Ralph from Mia. Wow.


Oops. Blog ain't over yet. I've got another thing to share. This is about a fight between me and some gay person that happened yesterday. After the Freedom park moment, we went to Tayuman to buy something to eat. Tagz was walking ahead but we were still teasing each other. If you know me personally, you'd know that my voice has like a built-in megaphone on it. So freaking loud. So I was teasing Tagz a gay and he was teasing me a lesbian. As I've said, he was walking ahead of me, so I shouted, "Ayoko sa mga bakla!" It didn't mean anything cause we were just teasing each other. But some gay heard it and took the statement way too personally. The thing is, I wasn't even talking to him/her whatever. I went inside Tayuman and heard something that irritated me. I actually won't care if he said it just once. But the asshole kept on repeating it. So I had to say something.

Gay: Aba! Akala mo kung sino ka ah! (repeated around 3 or 4 times)
Becs: Ikaw ba kausap ko?!
*When I turned around, the bitch is already beside me, arms crossed.
Gay: Anong year mo na?
Becs: Bakit?
Gay: Anong year mo na?
Becs: Why?
Gay: Eh ang angas mo magsalita. Sumigaw sigaw ka pa na ayaw mo ng mga bakla. Akala mo walang nakakarinig sa'yo?!
Becs: Hindi naman ikaw ang sinasabihan ko eh. Siya sinasabihan ko (points at Tagz).
Gay: Kahit na. Eh rinig na rinig ka eh. At bakit ba kailangan pang sabihin yun?
Becs: Nag-aasaran kami eh. Inaasar ko siyang bakla, inaasar niya kong tibo.
Gay: Bakit sinasabihan mong bakla kung hindi naman totoo? Nakakaasar ka niyan eh.
Becs: Nag-aasaran nga eh. Wala lang naman sa'min yun eh.
Gay: Kasi bunganga mo eh. Rinig na rinig. Sigaw ka pa ng sigaw. Ang angas angas mo.
Becs: It's a free world.
Gay: No it's not.
Becs: Oh, ikaw may-ari?
Gay: May sinabi ba ko? .. Akala mo siguro first year ako kaya ganyan ka makaasta!
Becs: Hindi. Nakikita na kita last year kaya alam kong hindi ka first year.
Gay: Ang angas mo talaga. Naku, makikita mo talaga. We'll see.
*After a few minutes, he returned. Accompanied by someone from the office.
Gay: Ate, eto kasi eh. Ang angas. Sumigaw sigaw ba naman diyan ng 'ayoko ng bakla.' Sinigawan pa ko ng 'wala kang pekeelam' at 'it's a free world.'
Becs: Ahm, excuse me, hindi po ata kita sinigawan ng 'wala kang pakeelam'. Ang sabi ko, 'ikaw ba kausap ko?'. Yung 'it's a free world', oo, I admit, sinabi ko yun.
Ate from the office: Sige, sige. Tama na. Ayusin na 'to dito. Wala ng second part pa.
Gay: Eh ate, akala mo kung sino makaasta eh. Ang yabang. Kilala mo ko ate, maayos akong makipag-usap tapos ganun niya ko sagutin.
Becs: Pa'no ba kita sinagot?
Kat: Hindi, hindi po. Ganito po kasi yun. Nag-aasaran lang po itong dalawa. Wala naman pong intensyon na masama eh. Sila lang pong dalawa yung nag-uusap. Pasensya na po.
Gay: It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay.
Ate from the office: Tapos na 'to? Okay na?
Gay: Okay na, ate. No problem.
Becs: HAYNAKU!

Seriously, does that bitch think I would back down from him just because he called someone from the office. And he even tried to twist my words. Oh please, he does not know me. I don't just let anyone bitch me like that. The nerve of that fuck bag! He probably thinks that just because he is someone from a higher year level, he could do that to anyone? Well, he messed with the wrong bitch. I don't care if he's one year, two years, three years ahead of me. I would defend myself no matter how far it goes. Wrong person, sweetie. Wrong person.

Just so you know, I was smiling the entire time we were talking. Something I did to irritate him. And job well done. xD


Finally, blog's over. Sorry for the uber long length of this post. I told you, I'd have to combine the things that happened yesterday with the things that happened today. Damn that was exhausting.

P.S. The dialogues are not the exact words that came out from our mouth. But the words are close enough.