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Arroyo is the worst president ever.

As usual, I was bored. So I decided to search on Google for some blogs that I could read to pass time. I found this one: Jen's blog. I didn't know that she was from the Philippines, but she was. So I read some of her posts, and she was really all about the government, politics, or things that are of a public concern (i.e Manny Pacquiao, Philippine airports, etc.). Okay, so I was browsing her blog, and I saw that she was following a blog entitled Hay! Men! Ang Blog Ng Mga Tunay Na Lalake! I got intrigued by the name, so checked the site out. And my god did I laugh my ass off (totally exaggerating on that one). It's a blog full of crazy, funny things. It was so cool.


On that site, I saw this picture (taken from the supplement of Manila Bulletin) and decided to re-post it here, on my blog. It seriously made me wish that this was true. I know that's kinda harsh, but hey, let's be real. Nobody actually likes Arroyo as a president, or as anything for that matter. If there are people who actually likes that person, I'm guessing that it'd be either her family, some really stupid people, and suck-ups who likes to be close to someone in power.

Who's in the coffin, you ask? Well, person-who-just-came-back-from-outerspace-that's-why-you-don't-know-nothing-about-what's-currently-happening-here-on-Earth, the former president of the Philippines, Cory Aquino, died. After battling cancer for quite a long time, she has now passed. (May her soul rest in peace.) That was the big news here in the Philippines. Her funeral was like a repeat of the original People Power. The police estimated over 300 thousand people on the streets that day. That was like, WOW. Imagine being that much of a public figure that people would actually go against the odds of the unpredictable, crappy weather just to see your last remains here on earth. (I'm imagining how many people would go to my funeral. Huh. Let's see: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. Not really that much. Okay, I'm such an EMO!)

Okay, going back to this picture.
Whoever wrote the caption for this picture--accidentally or not--is a complete genius. But come to think of it, whoever is the editor-in-chief of Manila Bulletin is a genius too. I mean, hello. Manila Bulletin is like one of the premiere newspapers here in the Philippines. And for it to commit such a mistake (however good it may be) is unprofessional of them. An editor-in-chief would not let the paper be printed without thoroughly checking every single thing that is written on it. So yeah, allowing this to be printed, is once again, pure genius.

I remember the day after Aquino's funeral, my friends and I are talking about what would have happened if that was Arroyo's funeral and not Aquino's. I was like, "People would all just drink and celebrate. I bet every town here in the Philippines would have a grande feast the day she dies. It would be like Christmas, only better." Laughs. Well, it's true. I think the Filipinos would actually celebrate her death day, instead of mourning it. Cause that would be stupid. As far as I'm concerned, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is the worst president this country ever had. (And of course, Marcos would remain the best for me.) So you see, I'm not exactly pro-Aquino. But I'd rather see her alive any day than that dwarf we call our president.


This post has enough anti-Arroyo government ramblings on it already. I think I'd better end this one right here. To all pro-Arroyo there, got nothing against you. Just so happens that you like a corrupt-slash-dwarf-slash-big mole on the face-slash-smart and yet so stupid-slash-lying fuck bag as our president. And I don't. Lol.


Am a conspiracy theorist. Bow.



P.S. I'd probably be posting more crappy, insane pictures here from now on. Just feel like basing whatever it is that I'm going to blog about on pictures. Well, except of course for things that would be happening to me personally.

Comments

CK said…
hala. 22o ba yang picture? hndi ba edited? grbe. astig! oo nga e. sna tlga ung pandak nln un ang nmatay!
Victoria said…
Onga eh. Puta. Sayang. Pero pag nagkataon, papiyesta talaga ko dito sa'min. Shit. Hallelujah yun! Hahaha xD
mich said…
nku. dpat tlga xa nln. tsss.
ck, prang edited noh? pro 22o nman ata. frm manila bulletin dw eh. becs, manila bulletin tlga yn? naintriga 2loy aq. hahaha..
Victoria said…
Haha, oo Mich. Ayy. Lahat tayo galit? Akala ko ba pro-GMA ka? Nagbago isip?! HAHAHA. Sabi sa'yo walang kwenta yun eh xD Manila Bulletin daw eh. Ewan. nikuha ko lang sa iba yan eh. Hahaha
CK said…
join aq sa fiesta m ah. msya un. bwaha. taena nman xe. bt b hnd xa mamatay matay?! nkkgigil! bwaha!

mich, oo. prang edited. pro ewan. ang labo. 22o yan! law of attraction! bwahaha!
mich said…
hahaha..22o nga ata. hnd nman cla pwdeng mgcredit tpos photoshop ln pla. manila bulletin pa gnamit. ang tanga nman nun! hahaha..

becs, hnd ah. joke ln un. lhat xe kau anti eh. kya nag pro nln aq. kwawa nman yung pandak eh. wla ng kakampi! hahahaha..
Victoria said…
CK, haha. Masamang damo nga kasi. Kaya ang tagal mamatay. Wooh! xD

Mich, onga naman. Tanga namang mag-credit nu'n. Pwede naman tik tik na lang di ba. HAHAHA :)) Wooh. Ewan ko sa'yo! Pro GMA ka eh! :D
Anonymous said…
Waaaw. Ganda ng layout. I love it! :) Haha. :D
Victoria said…
haha. pinaghirapan yan. salamat :)
Anonymous said…
Heehee. Iba talaga pag katas ng pawis at dugo! Ang galing talaga, na-elibs ako. :D
CK said…
msamang damo tlga! wla na ngang kwenta pilipinas e. gs2 q ng umalis d2! bwahaha
Victoria said…
@Krista.
Iba talaga. Taena. Ilang oras ko pa man din ginawa yun. Nak ng tokwa. Nagsimula ako 5 ng hapon. Anong oras na ko natapos. Magaalas tres na ng umaga. Haggard! hahaha xD Teka, di ba marunong ka din naman gumawa ng mga ganyan ganyan?
Victoria said…
@CK.
Wait, hintayin mo naman muna ko. Sabay nga tayong aalis di ba? Ano ka ba?! Hahaha xD
mich said…
hnd nman kya. imbento k tlga! hahaha.. tiktik tlga?! pwde nmang ngayon. tiktik pa npili m. cguro ngbbsa k nun? hahaha..
Victoria said…
@Mich.
Pakshet. Walang pakelamananan! Hahaha. Pumasok sa utak ko Tiktik eh. Ba't ba?! Woohh xD
tagaTAGZ said…
so si cory tlga ung laman nung coffin?
wawa nman si arroyo..
di nia deserve ung gnung utmost care.
haha.

di nman ata worst si arroyo.
onti lang. XD
Victoria said…
@Tagz.
Hahaha. Di talaga niya deserve. Pandak yun eh. Hahaha. Konek?! Shet. Siya kaya yung worst. Ano ka ba! Bakla ka ta
tagz said…
gagi. pag ako nging pangulo tgnan mo.
sa lrt kna titira. XD
Victoria said…
@Tagz.
Asa ka namang magiging pangulo ka! May boboto? Feeling mo eh. xD
CK said…
ah, sbay b tau? akla q iiwanan n kta eh. bwahaha.

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